AN EXOTIC-TEASE dancer who missed a court session before being issued with a warrant of arrest said she absconded while attending a relative’s funeral.

Shantd Chirimuta,who resides in Dzivaresekwa, told H-Metro yesterday that she was attending her uncle’s funeral in Marondera and was not aware that she had to report to the court for failing to attend trial.

“I was attending a funeral and I think I will approach the court to advise them,” she said.

The dancer is facing charges of violating the provisions of the Censorship and Entertainment Act after she reportedly had sex with a patron on stage.

She, however, said she has since abandoned dancing saying she might repeat it again.

“I have abandoned dancing I am afraid that I will repeat it again while I have another case in court I drink beer so zvinozondikurira while on stage.

“So the best thing is to stay away from the stage,” she said.

Magistrate Shelly Zvenyika who is presiding over the case last Friday issued a warrant of arrest for the self-confessed sex addict after he absconded.

Allegations are that on December 13 2014 at Red 32 in Southerton, Shantel, who is a member of the Chocolate Barbies  dance group, invited a male patron on stage while performing an exotic-tease.

She then undressed him, put on a condom on his already erect manhood and became intimate with him.

The impending arrest of Zambia’s Director of Prosecution (DPP) has taken a new twist.

1. What Happened-
The High Court Order obtained in the Lusaka High Court quashing the warrant of arrest on grounds of jurisdiction of the Magistrate Court was presented to the Magistrate who issued the warrant of arrest. The lawyers for the complainant as well as accused appeared and argued before the Magistrate. The Magistrate after considering the arguments recused ruled as follows:

The teenager requested the operation after his penis (pictured on an X-ray) grew too large

A 17-year-old boy has undergone the world’s first p*nis reduction surgery. The American teen requested the surgery after his penis grew too large, restricting his ability to have s3x or play competitive sports.

The boy’s surgeons were shocked when he came to them complaining that his p*nis was too big. When flaccid, it measured almost seven inches in length and had a circumference of 10 inches – around the size of a grapefruit.

Surgeons described it as being shaped like an American football.

The surgeon who treated the teenager, Rafael Carrion, a urologist at the University of South Florida, told MailOnline: ‘There comes a time in every urologist’s career that a patient makes a request so rare and impossible to comprehend that all training breaks down and leaves the physician speechless. Incredible!

THE price of cement is likely to reduce significantly on the Copperbelt following the expansion project that Lafarge Cement Zambia has embarked on in Ndola.
The firm intends to spend €8 million on the expansion project of a finish grinding mill, which is expected to add 100,000 metric tonnes of cement production from the current 400,000 metric tonnes produced at its Ndola cement plant.
Company plant manager Friday Nyimbili said the price of the commodity which is currently selling between K65 and K85 will drastically reduce.
“Yes, with the effects of demand and supply, we are hopeful to reduce prices on the market. We know that there are other players on the market and new ones that are coming, but with increased supply, the prices will fall,” Mr Nyimbili said at an environmental consultative meeting on the expansion project at Ndola Cement plant.
Mr Nyimbili said the firm is undertaking the expansion project to keep up with the rising demand.
The project, which will be a complete portable grinding solution consisting of several functional units to be located within the plant next to the existing mill, will also be equipped with a pneumatic transport system to convey products to the existing silos at the packing plant.
He said all the dust generated will be captured using European-based advanced technology while all material transfer points will be equipped with bag filters.
On the positive impact, he said the projects includes job creation, tax payments, reduction in dust and green-house gas emissions by a more controlled filtration system and increased output of cement to the market.
Some of the negative impacts highlighted include marginal increase in noise within the plant, increased demand on service providers and potential dust emissions, mitigated by enclosed facilities.
But most residents of Itawa, Ndeke and McKenzie townships expressed concern at the dust emissions from the existing plant saying the firm should consider replacing it with modern equipment.
Ndola district commissioner Rebby Chanda also called on the company to provide more mobile ambulances to help treat the community members and ensure that benefits trickle down to consumers once the project is implemented.

According to a recently released PWC report available on most top British & European Newspapers and Tabloids, The UK economy will be overtaken by Nigeria and Mexico by 2050 as the country currently sitting among the Top Ten economies in the World may be displaced by these emerging economies given the current GDP growth rate of the country.

The UK’s economy’s will lag behind emerging markets, as its GDP growth rate falls from 2.3 per cent in 2014 to around 1.8 per cent in 2050, the report attributes an aging population and slothfulness among the countries workers as reason for the decline in the UK’s productivity.

Nigeria currently the 39th strongest Economy in the World under President Jonathan’s government in terms of GDP, Vietnam and the Philippines have high projected average growth rates of around 4.5-5.5 per cent per year until 2050. Malaysia is also projected to grow at around 4 per cent, which is higher than China’s projected average growth rate of around 3.5 per cent.

By 2050, according to a World Bank, Goldman Sachs study it is believed that if this current growth rate is maintained, Mexico will have become the Eight biggest economy in the world, and Nigeria the 13th by 2050. Turkey, Vietnam, Colombia, Poland and Malaysia are also slated to be the fast-growing large economies in the years taking us up to the middle of the century.

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Dear Readers,
My name is Jack and I live in Kitwe, I need your help. My girlfriend and I have been dating for two years now. In September last year I made her pregnant and she wanted to abort because she was scared of her father who she said would kill her. I did not want her to abort but she insisted, so I gave her money and she saw her family friend who is also a doctor.
The doctor, who is married, insisted to having sex with her before he could carry out the procedure. When she told me I told her not to go through with it, I thought she had taken heed of my advice but she went ahead and slept with the doctor, who then carried out the abortion.
She said she did it to protect our relationship. What can I do? Please help me.

From Reader

The illegal meeting called by expelled former Movement for Multiparty Democracy (MMD) National Secretary, Muhabi Lungu for tomorrow Saturday 14th February, 2015 has been stopped by the Zambia Police Service.

The police have further sternly warned Muhabi and his group that if the meeting went ahead, it would be regarded as an unlawful assembly.

This warning was issued in the presence of MMD National Secretary Honorable Mwansa Mbulakulima, National Treasurer Elizabeth Chitika-Molobeka, National Youth Chairman Honorable Howard Kunda, and Party Spokesperson Raphael Nakacinda.

The Muhabi group included expelled former National Executive Committee (NEC) members; National Chairman Kabinga Pande, Women’s Affairs Chairperson Faustina Sinyangwe and Deputy National Secretary Chembe Nyangu.

Another Malawian prophet, Apostle Kenneth Eagle of the holy Tabernacle Ministries in the capital Lilongwe, has claimed that President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe will not escape this year alive.

The new ‘death prophecy’ comes barely two months after controversial Malawian Prophet Austin Liabunya prophesied that “Mugabe’s biological clock will not tick beyond this year” and the country will be “restored” to be in the top five of the richest countries in Africa.

Apostle Eagle has since flown into the controversy by using social networking site Facebook, to post the following prophecy;

“This is for Southern Rhodesia (referring to present day Zimbabwe). I know there are great Prophets in Zimbabwe but my spirit is crying as am writing this.”

“Why the African political hero resting without Christ. It is not far when the flag of Southern Rhodesia will be pulled down for some days. This is the fall of a great King and his kingdom. I saw the African Union (AU) flag pulled down as a symbol of honor to their beloved leader.

“Viva……Viva, These were the final words spoken by many presidents as they were entering Zimbabwe. What’s happening in Zimbabwe? That was my question and angel of the Lord said this must come to pass soon, pray that it will not happen in a festive season. Then, I saw a better nation with much of economy fruitfulness.”

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 This is what some people are spending money on, and she NATURALLY got it for FREE. Incredible! Miss Liu Xiaoqing, 59 will be 60 in October. She was an actress in the 80’s in China and now a business woman. Liu says she has never gone under the knife before or done anything spectacular to herself. A lot of people have resulted into nicknaming her a Frozen Beauty!

Mines, Energy and Water Development Minister Christopher Yaluma has terminated the appointment of the current Board members of the Zambia Electricity Supply Corporation (ZESCO).
The decision to dissolve the ZESCO board is with immediate effect.
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Christopher Yaluma
In an interview by telephone Mr. Yaluma has told Qfm News that there is nothing sinister about this decision that has been made.
Mr. Yaluma says government only wants to look at business imperatives that will align the operations of ZESCO with a new team.
He says it is this new team that government thinks will facilitate the way forward to aggressively consider the power utility company’s business priorities for the remaining 18 months.
Mr.Yaluma states that government is already in the process constituting a new ZESCO board.
He has since thanked the ZESCO Board Members for their commitment and dedication during the period they served as Directors of the electricity utility company.

National Revolution Party President Cosmo Mumba yesterday provided a rare glimpse into his family life.

The NRP President who has famously come to be called ‘Pa Chifentelo’ also revealed he was constructing what he claimed was the NRP ‘State House’.

UPND President Hakainde Hichilema has challenged president Edgar Lungu to ensure police maintain law and order in the country.
Speaking at the University Teaching Hospital when he visited a Soweto Market trader, Agnes Ndhlovu who was brutally beaten the Patriotic Front-PF cadres on Saturday Mr Hichilema said there is need to protect the country from breaking down.Mr Hichilema says the country is in a crisis and that it seems the PF leadership is enjoying the pain their cadres are inflicting on members of the opposition.
Meanwhile, Mr. Hichilema has disclosed that he last month wrote to President Edgar Lungu urging him to stop the violence being perpetrated by PF cadres.He has further urged Vice President Inonge Wina to stop the violence targeted at women.Mr. Hichilema was speaking at a media briefing in Lusaka this morning.

Please advise me. I am a man aged 27 and in love with a woman aged 30, a teacher by profession. We are even engaged, now my problem is that this woman controls me. She talks, laughs and shouts at me because she has more money than me. She even bought a car and I am not working. I love her what can I do please help?

Leading musician JK and gospel artistes Abel Chungu and Israel, formerly Exile, are leading nominations in the Zambian Breweries-sponsored Mosi Zambian Music Awards (ZMA) to be held on April 11 this year, with three nods each.
JK has been nominated for Best Mainstream Artiste and Best Dancehall Album and Best Mainstream Album for his Telemundo effort, while Abel is competing for Best Gospel Male Artiste as well Best Gospel Album and Best RnB Album for Love Unleashed. Israel is a finalist for Best Songwriter, Best Gospel Male Artiste and Best Gospel Album Exile to Israel.
There are also nominations for the likes of P-Jay (Best Songwriter), Mampi (Best Female Artiste), Suwilanji (Best Gospel Female Artiste) and Roberto (Best Mainstream Album).
But obviously, questions will be asked about categorisation, particularly for such categories as Best Live Album and also in the Best Dancehall category, where JK – who is definitely not a dancehall artiste nor is his album Telemundo – has been nominated.
Also, the likes of Roberto will probably feel disappointed that he is not nominated for Best RnB Album after his Amarulah did so well. The argument will be that they are popular awards.
Otherwise, some categories like Best Hip-hop, which is one of the fiercely contested for, has not been announced. The finalists will be announced on the awards night, yet voting opened on Friday.
Anyhow, other nominees are: Best Traditional Music Album comprising Malizu by Tasila Mwale and Chachacha Oyamba by Matthew Tembo; Best Live Album (Moments of Truth by Afro Red, Chachacha Oyamba by Matthew Tembo and Muli Yesu by Northmead Assemblies of God); Best Sound Engineer (Ringman, Ben Blazer and Brian Mission Press); Best Studio Sound Producer (Ben Blazer, Jerry Fingaz and Magg44); Best Lead Guitarist (David Kasochi, Jerry Fingaz and Sheba Chintu) and Best Keyboard Player (Lazaras Zulu, Mutamula Mwale and Samuel Nyambe).
Best Drummer has Charlie Chax, Eston Mwape and Smith Phiri; Best Traditional Indigenous Instrument (Rodrick Mungala, Grace Ngándu and Moses Muchindu); Best Songwriter (Israel, Mulenga Kabaso and P-Jay); Best Zed Beats Album (My Nyopola by Wills and Pupwe Chulu by Stain Da Industry); Best Gospel Album (Love Unleashed by Abel, Exile to Israel by Israel and Ulukombo Lwamweo by Suwilanji); Best Mainstream Album (Telemundo by JK, Time Bomb by T-Sean and Heart of a Lion by Chef 187) and Best Female Gospel Artiste (Stay Zimba, Rachael Nanyangwe and Suwilanji).
Best Gospel Male Artiste has Abel Chungu, Israel and Pompi; Best Mainstream Male Artiste (JK, Roberto and Chef 187); Best Mainstream Female Artiste (Mampi, Scarlet and Brisky); Best RnB album (Love Unleashed by Abel, Nafika by F-Jay and Zimandola by Stain Da Industry); Best Reggae Album (Bouncing Ball by Peter Bob, Freedom by Chris Aka and The Teacher by Milz).
Best Dancehall Album (Five Star by General Ozzy, Telemundo by JK and Time Bomb by T-Sean) and Best Kalindula Album (Amalango by Gina Hidie, Ndevu by Liseli Sisters and Abakali Bakali by Sansamukeni).
For Best Collaboration, there is Kumalila Ng’oma by Chef 187 and Afunika, Alangizi by Kantu and Slap D and Basazibe by Mampi and Judy; Best Choral Album (Wileka Umuntu by Busokololo, Amakwebo by Great Chronciles and Pa Lupili by Mt Sinai).
The Best New Artiste category has Kantu Siachingili, Wills and Urban Hype; Song of the Year (Belinda Nafwa by Chester, Mama Rebecca by Macky II and Kalilole by Cleo Boy; and Best Band has Amayenge, Uncle Rex and band, and Elect Band

US President Barack Obama was labelled a rape suspect by a San Diego Fox TV affiliate after they showed his picture during a segment about a suspected rapist in KSWB-TV’s Friday evening newscast.

The station, which is also known as Fox 5 San Diego, displayed a picture of Obama speaking at a microphone on top of a caption reading ‘no charges’ for about five seconds as anchor Kathleen Bade told the audience that local District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis’ office had declined to press charges against a person of interest prosecutors had investigated in a rape case, the Raw Story blog reported.
The hour-long telecast didn’t include a retraction of the visual linking between the Commander-in-Chief and a sexual assault case involving an alleged coercive sex act between San Diego State University students.

He added of the decision not to run a correction, “They really don’t do that when it’s a small thing like that.”

But the screw-up by the station, which is a subsidiary of Chicago-based Tribune Broadcasting identified on the media conglomerate’s website as operating in the 28th-largest media market in the country, may provoke outrage from President Obama’s supporters as the mixup goes viral.

Liberal blog Daily Kos ran an item Sunday morning denouncing the mistake and the station’s ‘slanted’ coverage of both Obama and Hillary Clinton in previous stories, along with contact information for the local TV station.

Source – NYDN

A teacher was filmed jumping on the backs of two young pupils because they ‘hadn’t done their homework’.

The children lie motionless on the floor while the woman jumps on their backs as a form of punishment for not completing their work, according to a Ghana news source

The woman was a teacher at the Multi Educational Complex at Wassa Akropong in the Western region of Ghana and has been identified as Christiana Owusu.

Reports from Ghana suggest that the pupils have been subject to this method of discipline for some time, but authorities in the region have refused to act.

Suspected Patriotic Front cadres on Saturday brutally beat up a female Soweto trader with her children and accused them of being UPND cadres.
Speaking at the UPND secretariat, Agness Ndhlovu, who was barely audible because of the swollen face and black eye she sustained from the attack, condemned the violent conduct of the cadres at the market. Her son also sustained a cuts and various swellings on his body for trying to protect his mother from the attackers. “I have been a marketeer for 30 years and my two sons help me. One of them is actually a university student.
I arrived as usual in the morning, offloaded my tomatoes from the truck and then Bright Mumba, the Soweto PF chairman, told me to pack up and go saying he was banning me,” she explained. Ndhlovu said she asked Mumba why he was stopping her from trading and instead of responding to her query, he shouted ‘order!’ and within seconds, a group of about 12 men begun to destroy her property. Afterwards, Ndhlovu said one of the men tripped her from behind, causing her to fall in a pool of mud. She said the man punched her face and dragged her through the mud as passers-by merely watched until her sons came to her aid.
“My sons arrived and these cadres turned and now started to beat my sons with planks. My children were badly beaten and these guys picked up one of my boys and drove off with him,” she said amidst sobs. Ndhlovu said Mumba and his group took one of her sons to the police station and dressed him in a UPND T-shirt and accused him of attacking people at Soweto market.
“But the police refused to take him into custody and handed him back to these thugs and they continued to beat my son and brought him to me with a deep cut on his head,” narrated Ndhlovu.